Friday, August 13, 2010
Flippin Off and Feeling Good!
Friday the 13th... just a perfect way to start the weekend. I personally am going to wear a crash helmet and mittens all weekend, for safety sake of course.
Gigi from Kludgy Mom, you have created a gift that keeps on giving... weekly therapy that costs nothing but a few keyboard strokes. Thank YOU!
For readers from Creating the Hive: I'm still working on figuring out if Blog-Hops are possible through the Hive, but until then, please leave your Flip Offs and your blog link in the comments section on the Hive post... or visit Kreate by KeKe or Kludgy Mom for the link code.
And now for the flips...
1) To my healthy 2-espresso-shots-per-morning addiction: You didn't fail me yesterday, did you? I didn't have you by 8:30 a.m. and my head felt like it was going it implode. You're demanding and a real pain in the you know what. Flip off for being such a necessary evil.
2) The laundry pile... that's seeping, no spewing over the basket, onto the floor... essentially, I have laundry crawling up every wall in my house. I hate laundry. I detest it. I always have. I always will. Flip off.
3) People who talk on their cell phone while driving but use the "speaker" setting and think it's "hands-free". Folks, if you have to still hold your phone in your hand, it does NOT matter that it's on speaker. Where are the police in this great state of California to give you a $350 ticket? Better yet, why don't you learn the law and FLIP OFF.
4) While we're on the subject of drivers, the carpool lane is for carpools. You sneaky, sneaky people who have no passengers but still use the all coveted carpool lane can FLIP OFF. I'm just mad because I know if I tried to do it, I'd get caught. Boooooo!
Okay I'm feeling MUCH better! Please link up and have a wonderful weekend!